at home:
when my favorite song play on the radio:
in the shower:
in the computer:
if someone asks me to sing:
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August 2012
When I sing...
- My Brother: Is it illegal to expose yourself to a blind person?
- My Brother: Why is it called a building when it's already built?
- My Brother: If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
- My Brother: When something is shipped by ship it's called cargo, but when something is shipped by car it's called a shipment...
- My Brother: If love is blind, then why is lingerie so popular?
- My Brother: Why is impediment so hard to say when used to describe someone who has a hard time talking?
- My Brother: What's the speed of dark?
- Me: -awake forever trying to figure out all the answers-
no mum i can’t go back to school im still ugly
When you're looking through your clothes and can't find shit to wear.
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When my mom says
“Wash the dishes!”
“Do the laundry!”
“Clean your room!”
…
“Dinner’s done!”
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Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow
oh chaos walking you call it? more like chaos weeping
Knife of Never Letting Go, more like Knife of Never Stop Crying
i hate going to sleep but i love sleeping do you see my problem
“I’m a girl! No! No! I’m not a girl! And still not ginger!”
—11th
“The greatest prison that people live in is the fear of what other people think.”
—David Icke















